1: The last person you kissed screams they love you, you say…
N: “Oh hey, I love you, too!”
J: “I love you, too, hooker!”
2: Did you get to sleep in today?
3: You never know what you got until you lose it?
N: That’s bad grammar.
J: Fuck that.
4: Do you have siblings?
J: Who wants to know?
5: How many kids do you want?
J: 3,042. I want everyone in CT to have one of my kids.
6: Who was the last person you held hands with?
J: Miley (our cat).
7: Did you stand on your tippy-toes for your last kiss?
8: Do you think if you died, the last person you kissed would care?
J: Fuck no.
9: Last person to talk on the phone?
N: My mom.
10: Did anyone watch you the last time you kissed someone?
J: And she watched us have sex.
11: When’s your birthday?
N: February 5th.
J: Your mother.
12: Remember the first time you kissed the last person you kissed?
J: Nope. (He’s lying)
13: What kind of phone do you have?
N: iPhone 3gs
J: iPhone 12
14: Are you wearing jeans, shorts, sweatpants, or pajama pants?
15: Are you a different person now than you were 5 years ago?
J: Hell no.
16: What were you doing at 4 am?
J: Sleeping and snoring.
17: Would you rather write a paper or give a speech?
N: Write a paper.
J: Give a speech, nigga.
18: Are you lying to yourself about something?
19: Last night you felt…?
20: What’s something you cannot wait for?
21: Ever told your parents you were going somewhere but when somewhere different?
J: All the time.
22: How many hours of sleep did you get last night?
J: Definitely 9.
23: Are you a morning or night person?
J: It all depends. Am I on drugs or not?
24: What did you get your last bruise from?
N: Walking into a bathtub.
25: Do you reply to all of your texts?
26: Your phone is ringing. It’s the person you fell hardest for. What do you do?
N: Answer it.
J: Ignore that shit.
27: Did your last kiss take place in/on a bed?
J: It was outside on the porch.
28: Anyone you would like to get things straight with?
J: Yeah, your mother.
29: How many months until your birthday?
J: A lot.
30: Favorite thing to eat with peanut butter?
31: Did you like this past summer?
J: Hell yeah.
32: What were you doing before you got on the computer?
N: Playing with the cat?!
J: Smoking crack.
33: Your ex is sitting next to you, with their new partner. What do you do?
N: I don’t give a fuck.
J: Laugh and say, “I had a threesome with you both.”
34: What is the last thing you said out loud?
N: “Who is texting me?”
35: Your mood summed into one word?
J: “Willy Wonka.”
36: Are you doing anything else besides taking this survey?
J: Playing with Miley.
37: What are your initials?
38: Are you a happy person?
39: Do you still talk to the person you liked 4 months ago?
40: Where do you want to live when your older?
J: The moon.
41: Have you had your birthday this year?
42: What did you do yesterday?
N: Music stuff alllll day.
J: Same thing you did.
43: What will you be doing tomorrow?
N: Working 9-6.
J: The same thing.
44: How late did you stay up last night?
J: I don’t remember.
45: Is there anyone you would do anything for?
46: Is it hard to make you laugh?
47: Do you believe ex’s can be just friends?
48: Do you think any of your exes will eventually want to be with you again?
49: How many people have you had feelings for in the year of 2012?
50: Do you wish your ex was dead?
51: Have you ever dyed your hair?
J: Yep. A lot of times.
52: Would ever take back someone that cheated?
53: Was New Year’s Eve enjoyable?
J: Hell no.
54: Bet you’re missing someone right now?
55: How would your parents react if you got a tattoo?
J: They said it’s awesome.
56: Sleep on your back or stomach?
57: If you could move away, no questions asked, where would it be ?
58: What would you change about your life right now?
J: My bank account.
59: Has anything upset you in the past week?
J: My bank account.
60: Are you on the phone?
61: Today, would you rather go forward a week or back?
62: Would you take $40,000 or a brand new car?
63: Have you ever talked to someone when they were high?
J: Fuck yes.
64: Ever cried while you were on the phone with someone?
65: Have you ever copied someone elses homework?
J: Hell no.
66: Are you the type of person who liks to be out or at home?
67: Do you automatically check your phone when you wake up?
68: Have you ever stayed up all night on the phone?
69: Could you use some sleep right now?
70: Are you going to have a baby by the time you’re 18?
J: Of course.
71: Does it bother you when someone hides things from you?
72: What’s your favorite color?
73: Have you ever slept in the same room with someone you liked?
74: Have you ever been looking for something and it was already in your hand?
75: Do you get annoyed easily?
J: Of course, by stupid people and stupid surveys (he loves me).
76: If someone liked you, would you want them to tell you?
77: Do you have a person of the opposite sex that you can tell everything to?
78: Does anyone call you babe?
J: Nope (he’s a liar).
79: How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?
80: What do you prefer, relationship or one night stand?
81: What color hoodie did you wear last?
82: Is there someone who meant alot to you at one point, and isn’t around anymore?
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